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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Waiting for the punch line?


I’m terrible at remembering the punch lines of jokes, or even the whole joke, so it came as no surprise with my oldest son inherited the same trait. But we both love jokes, so we continue trying to tell the funniest jokes that come out not funny at all.
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Each summer we would drive 20 hours across country to Grandma’s house. In the days before DVD players, cell phones or hand-held games, we listened to the radio, slept, talked, sang or finally told jokes.
            “I have one! I have one,” seven-year-old L.J. called out from the middle row seat. The baby watched from his wooden porta-crib. His 12-year-old sister just rolled her eyes.
            “A man wanted to learn how to jump out of a plane,” he began.
            “You mean with a parachute?” she interrupted.
            “Yeah, Don’t ‘rupt me,” he frowned but continued. “So he went to the sky jumper school. . .”
            “Sky diver, school.” She persisted.
             “. . . after you jump wait 15 minutes before you pull the string.”
            “Fifteen minutes! Don’t you mean seconds? “
            “Leave me alone, Sister. I’m telling the joke.
            “So the man got in the plane. When it was up in the sky, he jumped out. He started saying, ‘plenty of time,’ plenty of time,’ plenty of time,’ plenty of time.’”  L.J. continued over and over. After more than a few minutes his repetition became sing-song maddness, going on and on and on.
 “L.J.! Stop!
“Plenty of time, plenty of time, plenty of time. . .”
“Don’t make me stop this van!” Dad pronounced over the continuing litany. Nothing stopped him, so his dad pulled the van over.
“. . . plenty of time, plenty of. . . SPLAT!” L.J. finished with a slap of his hands.  His grinning face faded to our quiet reaction to his joke.
“Spat, spat, spat,” rang out from the back of the van. Stunned silence became laughter as Baby Justin patted his hands and sang, “Splat, spat. . . ” 
We never forgot L.J.’s punch line. 
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 4, 2012 at 11:40 AM

    Oh God I know how those repeating-lines can drive the driver BATS, too. That one is really funny, especially with the description of how travelling worked for you. Baby in a portacrib in car wouldn't fly these days. (As I'm sure you well know)

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  2. BrendaBApril 4, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    Ah, the days before car seats and seat belts for EVERYONE. Thanks for the comments.

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And her success is all the more remarkable, as the manuscript, five years in the writing, was rejected by some 60 literary agents (she stopped counting at 45). The Disney film version is being marketed as an inspiring mixture of chick lit and civil rights, based on a heart-warming sorority between the races. And there is growing speculation about Oscar nods for Viola Davis (who plays the central character, Aibileen Clark), Octavia Spencer (her feisty friend, Minny) and newcomer Emma Stone (as white socialite Skeeter Phelan). But not everyone in the US is feeling so good about the “feel-good” juggernaut that is The Help. Certainly not Ablene Cooper, the black housekeeper for Stockett’s brother, who brought a lawsuit against the writer, claiming she was the unwitting and humiliated model for the similarly named lead figure. 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